I suppose you could call television a democracy, of sorts.
Every 30 minutes on every night of the week, America votes with its remote
controls, and we witness the outcome. As with all democracies, sometimes
people don’t like the outcome; hence the annual pleas from various segments of
society to “Save Our Show.” Because these people have nothing better to
do than lobby networks to keep employing people who make way more money than
they do.
These
are odd times in television programming. I’m not just saying that because
suddenly a company that mails people DVDs is producing higher quality shows
than the vast majority of those produced by companies in the television
production business. On the one hand, as the audience is spread thinner
and thinner, networks are quicker to pull the plug on shows that are seen as
underperforming. It used to be that most shows were given at least 13
weeks to “find” an audience, as if such a thing could be done by moving the show
from time slot to time slot. Now, if there isn’t ratings growth after two
episodes, a show is pulled and replaced by something the network didn’t think
was quite as good in the first place.
On the
other hand, when viewers get comfortable with a certain group of characters, a
mediocre show can run longer than many of the all-time great series. This
week it was announced that two long-running shows were calling it quits:
American idol, which I thought would run forever, literally, and CSI: Crime
Scene investigations (the most redundantly named TV series ever). Idol’s
influence has been waning for some time; its winners used to be household names
for about a year before returning to obscurity (whither Ruben Studdard?), but
more recent winners came and went without so much as a blip on the cultural
radar. But I always assumed that if ratings flagged they’d find some
different hosts and still make money off the recording contracts contestants
were forced to sign. I guess Randy Jackson found something better to do.
CSI
formed the cornerstone of CBS’ seemingly non-stop production of crime
procedurals that are created in some abandoned cookie factory. At some
point it was discovered that actors could leave the show but the brand would
live on, so William Pederson gave way to Laurence Fishburn who ceded the chair
to Ted Danson, and I’m not entirely sure why it is stopping now after 15
years. Of course, it hasn’t completely stopped, as the CSI clones are
still out there.
It used
to be that a show only got to 100 episodes if it was great, and getting beyond
five seasons was a sign of the highest quality. But now Criminal Minds
has been on the air for 15 years, begetting its own spin-offs. The show
has a rating at Rotten Tomato of 25% and a Metacritic score of 42, yet it lives
on. In 15 years it has gotten exactly 3 Emmy nominations, all for stunt
work, so clearly viewers aren’t looking for great acting, writing, or
directing. Yet it still pulls in more than 10 million viewers every
episode.
Other
shows cracking the ten season mark include Survivor (which is technically on
season 30 because they do two seasons per year), Bones, Supernatural, Family Guy, Law &
Order SVU, and perennials like The Simpsons and 60 minutes. The Big Bang
Theory has been renewed through its tenth season, and shows like Castle, Modern
Family and The Middle are still going strong after seven years or more.
Stability
is usually a good thing, but at some point it becomes stodginess. As I
blogged several years ago, when there was a concerted fan movement to save the
show Angel (a show I followed avidly and own all five seasons of on DVD), if
there is one thing we should learn from the story of a vampire seeking
redemption it is that living forever is not necessarily a good thing. Angel
getting axed led David Boreanaz to Bones, which as I noted above is past the
ten year mark (not that Bones is anywhere near as good as Angel). Firefly
being cancelled indirectly led Nathan Fillion to Castle. More than 14
episodes of Firefly would have been nice, but if the show had lasted longer,
would there be the movie Serenity?
I have
decided to do something about this and I am reconsidering whether to keep
watching some of my old favorites. Castle has gotten a little creaky, and
the plot twist that some mysterious “they” want Beckett to run for State Senate
smacks of desperation. I’ve enjoyed Elementary but the longer it is on,
the further it diverges from being about a modern day Sherlock Holmes. I
stuck through Sleepy Hollow’s ill-conceived second season, but with the third
season moving to Thursdays, I just don’t know if it is worth the hour it takes
to watch.
So look at your viewing habits, and mix it up a bit. Don’t
just watch the same old thing. Heck, maybe you should skip television and
read a book. Okay, let’s not get nuts.
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