Saturday, September 21, 2019

A Modest Proposal: Eliminate Offensive Holding


   
A new NFL season is upon us, and already football fans are up in arms.  Of course, fans are always up in arms over something.  At the end of last season, everyone was mad that referees did NOT call pass interference on a play between the New Orleans Saints and the Los Angeles Rams that resulted in the Rams going to the Super Bowl.  This season fans are upset that the referees ARE calling holding penalties.

Of course, the old axiom has been that “holding could be called on every play.”  Apparently, this season the referees are taking it literally.  Over the first two weeks, holding calls were up 66% over the same period last season.  How serious is the problem?  Tom Brady tweeted he was going to stop watching the Jaguars/Panthers game n Thursday night because of all the holding calls (and not because the teams were lousy).

I have a modest proposal that the National Football League should consider implementing immediately: legalize holding.  Okay, maybe have some rules for extreme cases where the offensive lineman holds on to the defensive player’s windpipe, but otherwise wipe the penalty for offensive holding off the books.

First of all, if indeed holding takes place on every play, then it is the established norm.  If everybody does it, then why is it wrong?  Also, as many minorities could attest to, when something is on the books as illegal but done anyway, it gives law enforcement (referees) the ability to selectively enforce the rule.  Everyone on the highway may be going 70, but the African American going 57 gets a ticket.  Everyone commits holding, but if the Saints are driving for a winning score against the Rams, blow the whistle and move them back 10 yards.

Secondly, the biggest emphasis in refereeing has been the importance of protecting the quarterback.  Plays are blown dead once the QB is “in the grasp.”  Roughing the passer is called when a defensive player looks fiercely at Tom Brady.  If protecting the passer is Job One, then why handicap the offensive line by saying they can’t use their hands like bloody soccer players?

Thirdly, the rule is asymmetrical.  Why can defensive players use their hands but not offensive players?  Maybe this made sense at the dawn of football, but things have changed.  Defensive linemen are bigger, faster, and stronger than ever.  Apparently, things have swung so far in the defense’s favor that, as I said, the offense has to commit holding on every play.  So let’s level the playing field and let the O-Line grab a little jersey.

Lastly, everyone is now concerned with player safety.  Isn’t letting the offensive linemen garb the pass rushers with their hands safer than having desperate linemen try to stop pass rushers about to get by them with low blocks or blocks in the back?  I don’t think allowing offensive linemen to hold defensive players would increase the risk of injury, and it might decrease it.

Frankly, this move is so obvious I can’t believe the NFL hasn’t considered it.  If everyone complains about the rule being enforced, then don’t jut stop enforcing it but eliminate it from the rule book.  Let the Patriots’ front five protect Tom Brady by holding the linemen who might injure him if they got past the line!  I’m sure Tom Brady (the man who was suspended four games for cheating) wouldn’t want his linemen to break the rules.