Saturday, September 24, 2016

TV Review: Van Helsing

One of the reason that vampires have been a staple of horror fiction for over a century is because they are so mutable.  All vampires kill humans for blood; but the other characteristics are infinitely flexible.  Some vampires can fly (Forever Knight), some can go out in sunlight (Moonlight), some go “poof” when they are killed (Buffy the Vampire Slayer), some cast no reflection (Angel), some can transform into bats or wolves (too many to name), some are sexy (Frank Langella’s Dracula) and some can control mystical powers (Francis Ford Coppola’s Dracula). 

The new Syfy series Van Helsing comes at the vampire myth through a vaguely original lens (there is so much vampire fiction that nothing can be truly new, just different borrowed elements in a new combination).  An eruption of a super-volcano has plunged the world into a nuclear winter, and the lack of sunlight has allowed vampires to thrive.  They control the world as feral beasts, while pockets of human fight to survive.  One group of Marines, trapped in a hospital, have been guarding a comatose woman (Kelly Overton) for three years when vampires break in and one of them feeds on the woman, who awakens and promptly kicks some vampire ass.  The vampire who bit her is killed, but then he comes back to life as a human, cured by the blood of the woman who just happens to be a descendant of the famous vampire hunter, Van Helsing.

The creator of the series is Neil LaBute, who wrote the brutal yet acclaimed indie film In The Company of Men.  He also wrote the HORRIBLE remake of The Wicker Man with Nicolas Cage, so his street cred when it comes to horror films is dubious at best.  The idea of a world controlled by vampires is similar to that of the 2009 Ethan Hawke film Daybreakers, in which vampires ruled the world but were facing an ecological crisis because humans, their food supply, were becoming an endangered species. 

The acting is about what you’d expect from a Syfy series, namely competent at best.  Seeing the unfamiliar actors go through their paces makes you appreciate how lucky Joss Whedon was to find Sarah Michelle Geller, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter and Nicholas Brendan for Buffy the Vampire Slayer.  Of course the first two episodes were busy setting up the premise and didn’t provide a lot of opportunities for emoting.

Frankly, I don’t like my vampires feral.  First of all, feral vampires are very similar to zombies, and I generally don’t like zombies.  I think an enemy that is intelligent and can plan is scarier than a pack of mad dogs wearing clothes.  Second, vampires that can pass for human provide for many more opportunities for plot twists; season 3 of Penny Dreadful packed a punch when the identity of Dracula was revealed to be a character we thought was nice.  There seem to be some intelligent vampires in Van Helsing, but except for a reference to “old ones” an explanation will have to wait for future episodes.


Supposedly Syfy is trying to ditch its image as the network with all those Shaknado movies and go back to being the network who picked up Emmy nominations for Battlestar Gallactica.  Most of their newer original shows (Killjoys, Dark Matter) and standard, disposable science fiction with attractive casts.  I watched Killjoys for two seasons, but I am dropping it as I can no longer keep the backstory straight.  Van Helsing, with its intriguing premise, is probably a step in the right direction; if nothing else it is an improvement over the bad Hugh Jackman movie of the same name.  

But the low-budget sets and generic actors will have to step up their game if they want to be as culturally relevant as The Walking Dead or even iZombie, much less get Emmy nominations.

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